blue origin

space rocket company making penis shaped sub-orbital rockets owned by amazon founder Jeff bezos.

did you know jeff made rockets?
no
he calls it blue origin their rockets look like giant dildos.

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blue gum

A person of African American Heritage who has a purplish hew to the dental margins.

" Boy you-all doan want to get bit by one uh them Blue Gum N-Words! They bite is poisonouser than a rattlesnake!"

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blue hair

An old person whos white hair appears blue. Usally it is the only thing you can see over the steering wheel of the car they are driving.

Damn blue hair, get off the road

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Blue screen

The leading cause of suicide in America.

Tony killed himself last night. I was there when it happened. He was just playing a game of Minesweeper when he got a blue screen. He later hung himself.

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Blue balls

When that liberal chick who really wanted to fuck you finds out you voted Republican, and takes it out on your erection.

Dude, she had me right at the edge, but saw the Cruz t-shirt in my laundry hamper, walked the fuck out, and left me with the worst case of blue balls.

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Kentucky Blue

This is what Grandavious Drake dondada says he rocks on these hoes in the song “Scholarships” on his collab tape “What A Time To Be Alive” with Lord Future

“And I rock Kentucky blue on these hoes,
Drafted, I'm gettin' choose by these hoes.”
- Drake

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

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