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When you you take an orange parking cone, and ram it deep into a girl's pussy (small end first), making the walls of her cunt begin to rip and bleed. Then you put your asshole to the open side of it, and unleash a blast of diarrhea into it, filling it half way. After that, you take a piss into the stretched, diarrhea filled vagina, and stir it around with your dick till it is thoroughly mixed. If, at this point, you happen to have a spoon, you proceed to feed the girl the smelly Poo Stew you created.
That bitch wouldn't stop crying after I gave her a Traffic Jam.
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when a high school kid's parents are gone for the day but will return at night, he will have a day jam. It is a party during the day. Usually people will smoke pot or drink.
Dude, are you going to Joey's day jam?" "Nah dude i cant i got a football game.
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Where jelly goes after it goes bad.
Snoop Dog went to jam hell after eating spoiled jelly.
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expression to indicate in a more polite fashion to go fuck themselves. It is best used with close friends or family to show your displeasure with them without cursing
Sister: You didn't do you chores
Brother: Whats it to you? Get jammed!
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When you're stuck in traffic listening to the radio and you notice the car next to you listening to the same station. You both roll down your windows and start jamming.
I rolled up next to a guy in traffic today listening to the same song on the radio, so I rolled down the window and we started traffic jamming.
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when a man slams a door onto his erect penis in order to make it flaccid.
Cindy at work is so hot she gave me a raging hard on. In order for anyone else not to see it I gave it a knob jam.
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a condition in which a person cannot thnik about anything.
The mental patient has a brain jam. We would rather take him to a mental asylum.
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