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When you you take an orange parking cone, and ram it deep into a girl's pussy (small end first), making the walls of her cunt begin to rip and bleed. Then you put your asshole to the open side of it, and unleash a blast of diarrhea into it, filling it half way. After that, you take a piss into the stretched, diarrhea filled vagina, and stir it around with your dick till it is thoroughly mixed. If, at this point, you happen to have a spoon, you proceed to feed the girl the smelly Poo Stew you created.
That bitch wouldn't stop crying after I gave her a Traffic Jam.
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Where jelly goes after it goes bad.
Snoop Dog went to jam hell after eating spoiled jelly.
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when a high school kid's parents are gone for the day but will return at night, he will have a day jam. It is a party during the day. Usually people will smoke pot or drink.
Dude, are you going to Joey's day jam?" "Nah dude i cant i got a football game.
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expression to indicate in a more polite fashion to go fuck themselves. It is best used with close friends or family to show your displeasure with them without cursing
Sister: You didn't do you chores
Brother: Whats it to you? Get jammed!
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when a man slams a door onto his erect penis in order to make it flaccid.
Cindy at work is so hot she gave me a raging hard on. In order for anyone else not to see it I gave it a knob jam.
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vaginal excresions
the juice or watery stuff that is excreted from a woman vagina
dude you got gwam jam all over your sheets
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a condition in which a person cannot thnik about anything.
The mental patient has a brain jam. We would rather take him to a mental asylum.
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