Japanese Country Breakfast

1) The country version of a normal japanese breakfast.
2) Japanese breakfasts consist of a girl containing a mouthful of warm noodles and a large cock.
3) A Japanese COUNTRY breakfast is the same noodles and cock but with extra man chowder on the side.

I took a girl behind my barn and gave her a japanese country breakfast

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japanese alarm clock

when someone is sleeping and you give them a surprise cleveland steamer

Susan was suddenly awoken with noisey japanese alarm clock

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Japanese rain goggles

Getting squirted on while a woman is standing up

Have you ever had Japanese rain goggles

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japanese death match

Japanese death matches were some of the most brutal fights to ever grace the lame eyes of mankind. The fighters in the matches wore scars like drag queens wore makeup. Absolutely nothing stopped the matches until the fighters passed out, or gave in after being brutalized for a half hour straight on average. If you have the stomach to see dudes mess each other up and time to kill go ahead and give it a go

Cool Guy: dude you seen have you seen this? 'shows loser Japanese death match'

loser: 'throws up lunch' dafuq is that man?
Cool Guy: hahahah silly mortal you cannot handle true combat 'brakes loser's neck and flies away'

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i don't speak japanese

phrase used after someone says something to you, but you have no idea what the hell he/she is talking about.

person: dude! did you know that mathematicians have discovered that the convergence of a sequence also means that for every epsilon greater than zero, there exists an number "N" such that if "n" is greater than "N" then the absolute value of the limit subtracted by the term is less than epsilon?
you: ....uhhh...
you: **short pause**
you: i don't speak japanese

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Japanese Glass Shitting Table

A glass table that has dips in it for butt cheeks and one person sits on the table and defecates, while another lies underneath and looks up at the person shitting

Tater really wants a Japanese Glass Shitting Table for his birthday, but they are impossible to find!

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Japanese U-boat captain

When you go down on your girl for so long, that your glasses get fogged up.

I went down on Marci for 54 minutes last night and I looked like a Japanese U-boat captain

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