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When a male or female needs to masturbate in order to sleep.
Dude, when you're as depressed as I am; jerk-sleeping is the only cure for sleeplessness.
like a dildo, it is a long narrow instrument used to masterbate in either the ass or the vagina
you gotta stick a cock up your ass mate, and make a jerk handle out of it
A very unnecessary and unproductive Zoom meeting, called by a supervisor just to make sure you and your team are working from home during the COVID-19 crisis.
I decided to dial-in to this morning's Zircle Jerk, because I felt that I might need to mute the phone and take my typical loud morning dump during the meeting. My dump takes priority over Zircle Jerks.
when u are jerking off to some good shit with earbuds in at full volume and ur mom walks in on u naked holding ur dick while u two look at each other dead eye.
Hey son are u do--
*drops the basket off clothing*
son*Jerk OOF*
The act of getting fingered then proceeding to give half a hand job. Ejaculation is not required on the male's part.
Danielle totally finger jerked that guy last night!!!
Used almost exclusively at Shaw Communications, a pinwheel jerk is a morale building activity similar to a circle jerk, but instead of jerking yourself off, you jerk off the colleague to the right of you.
"Oh man, VEX AND Growers?! That shit was awesome! I'm so happy thinking about it. Guys, pinwheel jerk time?"
The act of lighting a firework and ejaculating on it before it blows up on your genitalia.
"Dude, I got lucky with that kamikaze jerk on New Year's, I almost blew my junk off."