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A very unnecessary and unproductive Zoom meeting, called by a supervisor just to make sure you and your team are working from home during the COVID-19 crisis.
I decided to dial-in to this morning's Zircle Jerk, because I felt that I might need to mute the phone and take my typical loud morning dump during the meeting. My dump takes priority over Zircle Jerks.
like a dildo, it is a long narrow instrument used to masterbate in either the ass or the vagina
you gotta stick a cock up your ass mate, and make a jerk handle out of it
a person who can only dance the Jerk but cannot do it well...ergo killing the dance
that kid at the party last weekend was a total Jerk the Ripper
Rarely known as TJT, "The Jerk Trap" is a term that describes a common cycle people go through while watching internet pornography. The cycle starts when one is ready to "finish", but is determined that they can find a better video to do it on.
The video in the thumbnails seemed 10x better than the video I was watching, so I waited to view the new video. Next thing you know I did exactly that over and over, I've got eighty tabs open, It's an hour an a half later and my balls are blue. The Jerk Trap gets me every fucking time.
Masterbating out of shame
I was shame-jerking in gym showers trying to clear my mind of what happened last night
a son of a bitch ... or equivalent ... a bad person obviously
right he is a fucking jerk ... could it be the same as saying he is a motherfucker
The act of receiving a hand job from a woman that has parkensons making her hand continuously shake.
I just got a auto jerk from that old woman over there.