J-Axe

A blatantly biased opinion regardless of how obviously wrong he/she may be.
or
Homosexual tendancies towards paedophile manager of a North London Club
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Compulsively inserting long, boring essays on trivial footballing matters
or
Sh*t

Oh f*cking hell this post is completely J-Axed
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What a complete load of J-Axe
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I dont mean to sound a bit J-Axe but West Ham are so much better than Barcelona

Robbie J

A sexy big old fuck with a mystical ocean of rolls and the most luxurious, scrumptious, voluptuous, sexiest tits you’ve ever seen (FAT FUCKING HOMO)🙈😉😏💂🏿 ♀️🦵🏿🐀😎

Damn he’s got big titties
Yea that’s robbie j he has the power to turn any man gæ immediately 🍆🍑💦

Peke J

A black fur cat from an amazing anime/manga Tokyo Revengers. Peke J is a lengend, he's probably in a gang that not even Chifuyu knows. He also has his eyes open 24/7 (actually idk i just felt like saying that).

Peke J solos

tuggy j

Good ol' fashioned handjob

Man, work is killing me. I could really use a tuggy j right now.

Pandy J

1. To receive a hand job while playing World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria.

2. To receive a hand job from a panda.

3. To give a panda a hand job.

4. To give/receive a hand job to/from someone dressed up as a panda.

"Oh my god, my boyfriend Smitty's sexual aggression is too much for me to deal with, today he even forced me to give him a Pandy J!"

Beach J

Beach J is the term for having received a blow job on the beach.

Last night Kim gave me a Beach J after we danced and got drunk on the beach.

J Fight

A fight that originates after someone steps on another person's Air Jordan shoes. This can lead to a J Knockout, or escolate to a J Murder.

DANG! That dude stepped on the other guy's shoes, there's about to be a J Fight!!!