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Someone who is unable to reach the top shelf due to being of short disposition. Therefore having to climb onto the countertop like the cretin they are.
Abi, stop being a kitchen climbing cretin
to move back in with your parents as an adult
Craig hit the kitchen floor after he got out of jail, but he's trying to get back on his feet.
A Kentucky kitchen is when you are fornicating with your sister in the kitchen and your mom walks in. She then starts cooking and joins in. This is how many inbred families are made, traditionally those in white rural areas. Interference with a Kentucky Kitchen can be fatal so use caution if you approach one.
Brother: Yeah take it!
Sister: oh yeah gimme that brotherly love!
*mom walks in and starts cooking*
Mom: yeah now insert your meat stick into my wet stinky hole! This is the Kentucky kitchen I missed from when I was a little girl!
when the mandem is hard as fuck you kno what i'm saying blud
"hey"
"sam in the kitchen"
"chee"
*dap*
bigpuffer's kitchen counter is such a bigpuffer simp, they have been nicknamed his counter due to.. jokes.. that were made
omg he's THE bigpuffer's kitchen counter, omg
of an extent, amount, or intensity considerably above the normal or average.
That work was done with Natalie Kitchen quality.
A Kitchen Rider is a person who wears logo clothing for a manufacture but doesn't own the product. Like a guy with a Harley Davidson t-shirt but he doesn't have a Harley or the guy with the surf clothing that never surfs.
Check out that guy with the Jack Daniels t-shirt on at an AA meeting! What a Kitchen Rider!