Big fucking meaty man, huge cock n balls
That man is Donkey Kong, look at his nuts bro
From Atlanta born in 1988 C.E.O., President, & Founder of Kdo CORP BCF, YOUTH BROTHERHOOD NON PROFIT GROUP, & AMERICAN ARMS ASSOCIATION. Also known as a Libertarian.
Pronounced KAY DOUGH PODUS KONG
KDO PODUS KONG IS A YOUNG UNDERGROUND MOGUL!
The act of grabbing two chodes on both sides of you and vigorously pounding up and down like donkey kong
Man I really enjoyed doing the donkey Kong to you and Brandon last night
someone who gets no bitches because they don't not talk to women at all- this may be due to them not caring about their appearance at all, or simply their negative eq and inability to make conversation.
they also probably don't touch grass, and when you bring it up they give a shitty excuse that they play a sport that's not really a sport (such as sailing)
"what operating system does ur computer use?"
"omg thats such an Ethan Kong thing to say"
A massive, dunny blocking turd that requires the assistance of a foreign object before it will flush.
Mate, the King Kong choker I shat out this morning was so big I had to force it down with the toilet brush.
When your penis shrinks without your realizing, you sit down to go to the bathroom, and you end up peeing over the edge of the toilet onto the floor and possibly onto your pants
Hey Kevin, what’s on your pants? Did you take a Hong Kong golden shower?
A person who gets fingered while watching a movie in the cinema especially when watching Godzilla vs kong
Hey guys i’m going with someone to watch a movie !
Okay don’t pull a Godzilla vs Kong !!! 😉