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Zelda's second worst nightmare
P1: What's Zelda's worst nightmare?
P2: A gay Link?
P1: Close, but not quite there. That's her second worst nightmare.
When someone doesn't click on a link for fear of opening a website containing a virus.
Dave: What was that link in that email you sent me yesterday?
Mike: It was a link to our wedding website.
Dave: Oh, I didn't click on it because I have link clicking aversion.
Mike: It said in the subject line that it was our wedding website and the email came from me. What is wrong with you?
Dave: I have a problem, I'm seeing someone
When a woman decides to take part in the act of masturbation. The "link" is the finger of the female and the "pink" is the vagina. The finger and the vagina link together/go inside each other. Thus creating a "Pink Link."
"Hey Amanda I'm going to do the pink link"
"Okay Brittney just wash your hands afterwards."
A Link Dawg is a a dawg that is always available to LINK.
"Oh, I am just on my way to see my link dawg!"
When you’ve been fucking too long for it not to be sneaky anymore.
Bro, I thought Mater was your sneaky link? We’re more exclusive now bro, Mater is my keepy link.
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bless your sneaky link phone
“it’s bless yo sneaky link phone day,bless my phone”
A band that releases rock songs
Ben: "Dude You Hear The Band 'The Links Of Time'?"
Luis: "No Why?"
Ben: "DUDE YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO THEM THEY ARE SOOOOOOO GOOD AND THEY RELEASE SOME POG ROCK SONGS!!!"