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Lenny Lobster

The best friend you can wish, always there for you and mostly gay or pan-sexual. Goes trough hard times with you and always helps you! Your friendship is probably 10/10 bc she it!!! Appreciate her!

Person: My friend is such an angel!
You: She probably is a lenny lobster!

by Mila-beela March 14, 2018


boob lobster

Boob lobster is when a person uses his/her feet to grope a woman's boobies, just like a lobster's claws.

The first date was a little weird, he tried to boob lobster me.

by fapstar 420 March 2, 2014


Crusty Lobster

When your fingering your girl and suddenly fist her, forming your hand into a claw and yell money, money, money

Julian: Yo man you got some pussy last night

Kenny: Yeah man it was great I pulled the crusty lobster on her

by Chad kindle July 31, 2019


Flaming Hot Lobster

Burning hot diarrhea. Caused by irritation of the lower intestines due to excessive consumption of capsaicin; hot peppers.

1. "Sorry I have been on the can all morning, I have a serious case of the burning hot lobster's."

2. "I shouldn't have signed up for that hot wing challenge. I'll have flaming hot lobster's tonight!"

by LumberDiesel July 29, 2019


Hairy Red Lobster

When a guy whips out his junk as he jumps off a diving board.

Dude, see those chicks over there on the other side of the pool? I'll bet you 20 bucks you won't show em your hairy red lobster.

by Hairy Red Lobster February 13, 2021


lobster baking

when you get high while you are in a hot tub and you get red

Matt: "Hey wanna go lobster baking tonight?"
Alice: "Sure! Let me go grab my bikini!"
Yolanda: "This is way better than clam baking, great idea guys!"

by Yuenglingling January 20, 2012


lobster legs

when you get red lobster-like legs from sunburn

"put some sun cream on or you'll get lobster legs !"

by Clawcracker May 8, 2016