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A method of locking a gate, shed, area with a pad lock or chain that when viewed from a common distance appears to be locked however isn't.
John "Country Locked" his gate every night with the padlock. But didn't lock it all the way to ensure his wife could get in after work.
An autumn lock is the hair style often worn by members of the emo culture. Often called generically "emo hair". It is most often recognized by long bangs, parted on the side, that cover one eye.
Characteristics of Emo Hair Styles
* What an emo style is varies for each person wearing it, and the exact same style worn by one individual may be an emo look, but if worn by someone else it may be considered goth or punk. In general, however, emo styles do share certain characteristics.
1. Loose styles that typically are not restrained by hair accessories or elaborate coifs, though heavy hair products may be needed to style the look.
2. Long bangs that may be worn obscuring the eye (left or right is up to the individual’s preference) or swept to the side. Bangs may also be straight across the forehead, but are generally longer than for other hair styles, and not every emo style has bangs.
3. A deliberately messy look that reflects the individual’s personal style. An emo style may be somewhat unruly, and many teens who wear emo styles will change their look from day to day to reflect their current state of mind.
Guy #1 "Hey,why is your hair parted like that?"
Guy #2 "It's called an autumn lock, my girlfriend dumped me so I decided to become an emo-douche"
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Where two people are in a deadlock over who will pay the bill at a restaurant. This does not occur by the persons disagreeing over who should pay, but rather by the reluctance of either person to be the first to reach for their wallet.
Joel and Shelley have just had lunch at a local vegetarian restaurant. When the bill comes Joel disappears to the bathroom. As he returns he is disappointed to see that Shelley has not already put her credit card or cash on the bill tray.
Joel and Shelley then sit awkwardly at the table in a Jew-Lock, neither wanting to be the first to offer to pay.
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When you accidentally hit Caps Lock instead of "A" and post without proofreading, resulting in a post that's part-normal, part-caps.
Guy A: "And thT'S WHY I THINK FOOTBALL IS BETTER."
Guy B: Whoa, Camps Lock'd.
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You wake up and realize you can't move without disturbing sleeping cats
cat-lady: Dang, I woke up 10 times last night, and I was cat locked, so I could not go back to sleep.
friend: If you don't get those cats off the bed, you will never get laid again.
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When a girl pops her butt out real hard when dancing.
She can pop lock and drop it better than the other girls.
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When a girl has to fart but your dick in her pussy and fist in her butt so she farts on your hand or dick...it pleasures her
he pussy locked her 5 times last night!!
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