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a vagina shaved into a square with the smell of lavender.
tastes of dirty water with a salt.
makes penises scream with joy.
Did you explore that madison square garden last night?
i sure did.
my penis wants another round in her madison square garden.
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A crappy, poor, school located in the middle of a corn field. It's also a trailer park school.
Dude im surrounded by corn
you must go to Madison Plains High School.
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Madison High School in Vienna Virginia is an enormously large building for its purpose. The purpose of the building is supply the team with a constant stream of underaged pussy to rape.
Do you enjoy to get away with whatever the fuck you want, while other people get expelled for doing half of what your doing, then join the mustangs, *but you have to start early. Cock sucking starting in 6th grade may be advisible. Do you enjoy going to parties you werent invited to and squieling on kids who threw it and then get stabbed in the arm for it. Join Madison Baseball!
Do you enjoy sitting at a circular table in the cafeteria and make unintellegent remarks to sophmores? Do 50 year old fatfuck coaches who claim to work at the school as "security officers" whoose only crime they could stop is the hamburgerler by eating all the fucking Big Macs in the restaraunt before he gets there, and then doing them a favor by drawing a picture of them naked wearing nothing but a necklace like in titanic, solely for the purpose they can see their penis for the first time in 12 years? Then join the madison baseball team!
Madison High School Baseball is a great way to get away with rape!
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A large university attended mostly by hicks under the impression that JMU is a "huge party school" and that the girls are "dimes". Truth: With 70% girls you will absolutely fine attractive ones but probably only 10% of that 70% are even decent looking. Men at JMU convince themselves that the girls there are actually hot because most of them haven't ventured outside the deep south where people can be compared to the cast of 'Buckwild'. If you are from a part of the US where girls can actually be considered model status, don't be surprised when the clueless JMU gentleman thinks the chubby girl with acne is doable. He doesn't know any better! As for the parties, they're over by 2am (if you're lucky). If you attend a legitimate party school then you know that going home at 3am is considered early. Most JMU parties are comparable to high school parties and get broken up by cops around midnight. Very pretty area though.
James Madison University kid: Wow that girl is a hard ten!
Regular kid: I know you're not talking about that chubby gorilla sitting in front of us. Because where I come from shes a hard 2.5.
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A school in Virginia.
Where childhood dreams go to die.
Crap, we're in Madison County High School
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A pretty chill place in Vienna, puts way to much money into their band and has got a kick ass crew program.
"hey where do you go to school?"
"James Madison high school"
"fuck you"
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That school is full of back stabbing slut faced hoe bags , ugly ass drug addicts, stank teachers , retarded nasty fuckin boys , like the kids are so mother fuckin dumb they set fire to the bathroom like wtf ... Also they literally got rid of the bathroom doors because of kids fucking in the bathrooms . The fuckin hoe ass cracked up hillbilly teachers Are so rude act like just because they are old wrinkly hags m and they can control kids lives . And the perv p.e. teachers be looking in the girls locker rooms
Kid : daddy do I have to James Madison middle School.?? Dad: yes kiddo it's the only school in your district kid : well my friend sarah goes there and she said she saw 2 kids fucking in the bathroom. Dad: .......
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