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i person who always seems to attract muppets (A person who is ignorant and generally has no idea about anything.) muppet
im feel like a muppet magnet , i always end up with muppets around me.
A disease that only men suffer from which consists in feeling emotions only for lesbian girls.
"Dude, why do I keep falling in love with lesbian girls?"
"Maybe you suffer from Lesbo-Magnet"
someone who only gets as far as getting a handjob while inticipating more.
Dude I can't laid, I'm too much of a handjob magnet.
When all you do is attract completely terrible guys for romantic relationships
Well I know he appears sweet buto probably he isn't because I'm a dink magnet.
A person who typically attracts only orthodox vegans, earthy artsy types, or wannabe hippies that sport goatees and poet berets.
Girl 1: Violet seems to have a thing for skinny dorky losers with bad goatees who refuse to eat meat.
Girl 2: Yeah, that Violet's always been a real tofu magnet.
A bad or reckless driver who often hits trees with their vehicle.
"That guy is a total tree magnet, can't keep those birches away from him."