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Maya is a cool chick but gets really triggered by all these name definitions. Maya thinks people are funny… people think maya are funny.
Maya thinks maya is funny.
Person 1: can’t talk because is laughing so hard.
Maya: nods. Checks Instagram… sighs
Nosy. Annoying. Posts random pictures. Still not a genius sorry.
Maya
Maya is a walking devil.
She is a straight, privileged white girl bitch and any time you see her, you get the sudden urge to throw up.
Ron: What a nice day it is tod-
Maya: *Walks by*
Ron: *Gags* I suddenly want to punch something. Really hard.
Maya is the most prettiest woman to ever live, making it almost impossible to not notice her. She sweeps you off your feet easily. So effortlessly casually beautiful. She’s very likeable. Having her around is dream coming true in its literal sense. She had the body of a goddess and the most appealing eyes making her almost intimidating. She tends to forget easily and has a messed up sleep schedule. She’s a lot more sensitive than expected.she really funny and caring she’s very fun to talk to. Her existence is a gift to the world. She has a weird obsession with teeth. She has almost no flaws making her the best person to exist. You’d be lucky to know a maya. 😨😨
Having maya in ur life is like a maya come true.
a girl who loves coffee enemas using her favourite klisma
Person 1: hey why does she look so alert?
Person 2: it's because she's a Maya, she infused her favourite blend up her ass this morning
Friend: Yo do you know Maya
Me: Oh you mean perfection? yeah i know them