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An unattractive girl or guy you call for quick sex and afterwards they make you a delicious meal. You may feel bad using them for sex, but the food is too good to leave them alone.
Guy 1: Did you end up getting dinner last night?
Guy 2: Yeah but it was such a dirty meal. Even when I gave her a good log I couldn't get her to shut up. But, damn her cake is so good.
A meal that belongs to a guy named Ted.
OMG Kelly! Look he has a ted meal!!!
Like skibidi slicers, a meal that everyone eight year old just calls skibidi kinda like sus(suspicious) but they say it even though you cannot have fucking some goddamn food without a fucking eight year 2016 delinquent yapping about skibidi slicers.
Dad: here you go kids… Kids: Sigma meal, skibidi slicers
Dad: oh no here we go again
Your favorite meal of all time. What you would choose as your last meal while on death row before being executed.
My death row meal is a shrimp cocktail, Caesar salad, 2” thick medium rare ribeye with bleu cheese and asparagus, and a slice of cheese cake.
What the heck? Special lipo ports are installed at the tables to suck out the fat from your fat order you just ate. Blue for guys. Pink for girls. Say you order 3 Super size meals. You eat two and connect the free screw in port into your belly button. As you eat the machine turns on sucking out your meals. Calories 0. You then take the other meal and heat it up later. Everybody wins! McDonalds sells more and you control your weight by ordering the McDonalds Mclipo Meal. The fat is then repurposed and added to the fryer. You feel so awesome you order some cookies to go.
Jadu: I simply love McDonalds McLipo Meal.
Vrin: Me too. I lost 80 lbs. on this diet.
Jadu: I'm an addict now.
Vrin: McDonalds really cares about us minions.
Jadu: I'm rewriting my will so everything will go to Mickey D's.
Vrin: Already did that.
cabin attendant in the airline industry. So called because they metaphorically "chuck" (throw) meals at passengers.
"Did you see that blonde meal chucker working in first class?
She's very pretty"
the act of eating pussy or eating out a girl's vagina
Yo Thrill, have you bonus mealed yet down under?