mike on a bike

famous to brantford, ontario
his name is mike, and he rides a bike. (he likes your shoes)
ohyea and he's not mentally stable...

mike: "i like your shoes! :D"
freshman girl: "OMGZ mike on a bike I LURV YEW. lemme take a pictures for facebook!!!11!one!!!!

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Mike Answer

When asked a question where the only possible answers could be "yes" or "no,",answering something other than "yes" or "no."

Background: People often do not know how to answer a simple question, our friend Mike being among them.

Tyler: Hey Mike, do you have Wednesday off next week?
Mike: I have three days off next week.
Tyler: ...is Wednesday one of them?

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mike bernard

A washed up has been who believes their own bullshit

Oh look there goes a "Mike Bernard" struting down the gutter.

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Mike O'Rourke

A poor homeless man with diabetes; a useless person

Quick being such a Mike O'Rourke and eating that garbage to get your blood sugar up

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Mike Sensation

A semi-pro wrestler that happens to be a complete and utter faggot.

"Hey, dude, did you hear about that cock mongrel on TV?"
"Oh man, you mean MIKE SENSATION??"

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Mike Miller

Putting a penis into someone's butt and then proceeding to pee into one's butthole.

I really just feel like Mike Millering that bitch.

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oscar mike

Infinity Ward's new favorite fetish word. Implemented in everyday or formal use, in any circumstance, at any time, wherever IW thinks it sounds awesome and also rad. Used similarly to shalom or aloha- can mean "hello," "goodbye," "peace," and "please find a tent, marshmallows, two Model 1887 shotguns, and an M16 and camp for entire matches at a time."

Baseplate: Task Force Fire Team Bravo Six Marines, this is baseplate. The convoy is oscar mike. Repeat, the convoy is oscar mike.

Sgt. Cpt. American Thunder: Acknowledged, baseplate, the convoy is oscar mike. Task Force Fire Team Bravo Six Marines is en route. We are oscar mike, repeat, we are oscar mike.

Baseplate: Oscar mike oscar mike oscar mike.

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