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When engaging in particularly rough anal sex, pull out and scrap all fecal matter/juice and coat the entire sack. You then turn and tea bag a waiting third party.
Jim: "Holy shit! Cassie and Sarah let me give them both the Mississippi Mud Sack last night!"
Steve: "You're my hero Jim!!!"
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Budweiser beer. The king of fag beers
In Colorado, we drink REAL BEER, not Mississippi River Horse Piss
Coors, miler, Busch, Mississippi River Horse Piss
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Two menstruating females take exquisite-sized bowel movements (this helps if you eat chili, salad dressing and corn dogs), but do not wipe. Then they tie down their victim and slide their downstairs areas over his face, starting bum to mouth. They then take turns urinating on his face, preferably while he's vomiting.
Once they saw Jeremy passed out, they dragged him into the bed and performed a Double Dirty Mississippi Mudslide.
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5 or more men performing anal sex in-line with each other. Extra points if it's incestuous.
Hey Tom, the guys wanna know if you're in for a Mississippi Mud Boat Ride this weekend?
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When you have sex in a porta-potty and it tips over with the occupants inside.
This concert is getting me so hot; do you want to go do a Mississippi Mud Smurf?
A sexual cosplay act involving five or more males and females performing an ancient Mayan rite of passage ritual with ghost pepper dildos.
I'll never forget my first Mayan Mississippi Handshake!
When you shove a giant metal pole up the anal cavity of a woman and wait for lighting to strike it.
Heather died yesterday from the Mississippi thunder.