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muzzle mount

During the performance of oral sex, the act of taking the entire length of the male as to have your nose pressed up against their stomach.

Boy: Jeez Jessica sure knows how to muzzle mount! So hot and cute.

by janiewanie99 September 17, 2017


Mount Sterling

A small town in Ohio known for its kickass police force that will use their taser on any 9 year old child refusing to to go school. The town was particularly proud of how many meth addicts were busted recently. Good food there though. Maybe don't walk around by yourself at night.

Did you see Mount Sterling in the news?

by WhoaItsReggie April 9, 2012


Mount Alvernia College

a shithole. a shithole and an absolute doghouse. it's a catholic all girls school in Kedron, Brisbane, Queensland but it is barely even fucking catholic because 49.5% of students are sluts and the other 49.5% of the students are lesbians with gender neutral pronouns and blue hair and then 1% are normal. but even then the normal kids can still be bitches sometimes. apparently some tiktok chick went there and she was popular? who gives a fuck. shithole, shit school, retarded retards and retarded retards. also known for a girl who literally identified as a rat and bit a kid. FUCK I HATE THIS SHITHOLE OF A SCHOOL.

you may think that this definition is exaggerated for the purpose of HAHA FUNNY FUCKING DEFINITON ON URBAN DICTIONARY MATE I BETTER SHARE THIS WITH MY FRIENDS ON SNAPCHAT AND WE CAN HAVE A GOOD FUCKING CHUCKLE ABOUT IT but no it's a fucking shithole. this school is so fucking garbage. i'm sure at least one nice chick has come out of this school in the past but if you want to be happy in life stay away from this cesspool. also has a "brother school" next door called Padua College (also a shithole) but a bit better because they don't teach that gender is a spectrum.

Fucktard 1: "Hey what do you think of Mount Alvernia College and Padua College?"

Fucktard 2: "Mount A is a brothel and Padua is a fucking terrorist organization."

Fucktard1: "Haha yeah that's so funny I bet that will get tons of likes on Urban Dictionary because your so funny and clever for writing such a snarky fucking comment about two shitty schools that no one gives a fuck about."

eat shit die

by please throw your phone away March 28, 2024


Mount Plesbian

A lesbian living in the Mount Pleasant neighbourhood of “Vancouver”. They can often be found buying $7 oat milk iced coffees at independent coffee shops on Main St while walking their dogs. One can differentiate them from their Commercial Drive counterparts through the clothes they wear, their lack of mullets, smaller septum piercings, and the establishments they frequent.

My tinder is full of mount plesbians these days so I started shopping for more designer athleisure wear and am getting into natural wine.

by genderspice September 19, 2024


Mount Morris

Mount Morris, Michigan; an incredibly small town north of Flint. It includes all of the “perks” of living in Flint, ghetto corner stores, hood rats, and a road straight to Beecher. Fortunately for the citizens, however, Mount Morris has clean water AND cops, though some of them may be corrupt. Their high schools teen pregnancy rate could be better, but lucky for them 80% of the schools population is gay anyway! Ah, good ole Mount Morris. The city where the most interesting thing to do is walk to speedway to get a slushie! If you want to do anything worth your time you have to go to Clio, just steer clear of the rednecks, hillbillies, and hicks that reside there.

Mount Morris? That’s a city? I thought it was a sub-division of Flint.

by QueenGeneseeCounty April 4, 2018


Mount McKinley

The huge pyramid shaped pile of shit inside of a portable outhouse.

Dude did you see the size of the mount McKinley in that outhouse?

by Stewie Wammerton December 17, 2022


Mount and Blade

One of the greatest RPG games of all time. Makes you feel like you're Julius Caesar

I was playing Mount and Blade yesterday and ended up capturing Sargoth.

by jnels845 April 12, 2024