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The Mounts

Tiny Boy About 5'4". Gets Cheated on by females who look like males with bowl cuts. His Corny Jokes Always crack himself and Jayden C Batts up but nobody else, Dem shits gay. Somehow manages to be worse than no other than The Tala. He manages to be secret lovers with BrumTits. Second Largest beta male. He Loves the smell of The Batts's tight Bussy.

The Mounts be Semper Sometimes.

by FlahPeanuts May 18, 2022


canadian mounted police

In Montreal, a jailhouse orgy in which men with names like Jacques, Claude, or Pierre handcuff an unwitting American and donkey punch him repeatedly.

Poor Scott, misunderstood the québécois and wound up on the bottom of the Canadian mounted police.

by KimmyGold September 25, 2015


Mount Poopaminjaro

When the pile of human waste in the blue porta-John begins to rise above the frozen plastic seat like Mount Everest peaking above the clouds.

Gavin pushed through the fear and despair as he hovered in the blue sweat shack, he had to hover, but he concurred Mount Poopaminjaro with one last push.

by Angry64flyer August 29, 2022


mount carmel college

the worst school in the world, this school is full of drug addicts and sellers, their school smells of marijuana and the girls have their skirts, shorts and dresses so far up you can see their underwear, this school may be private but no one in it acts it, they are crazy and get a lot of fights happening

i need to go to mount carmel college i heard they have good drug dealers!

by 420fam69iykyk April 16, 2020


Mount Tipida

The best place in the world. Fictional mountain where all women wanna go.

Man: Ayy girl you ever been to Mount Tipida?
Woman: Tipida?
Man: Tip-a-dis DICK

*sex*

by Lukeypukey1234 June 4, 2018


Mount Tipida

The best place in the world. Fictional mountain where all women wanna go.

Man: Ayy girl you ever been to Mount Tipida?
Woman: Tipida?
Man: Tip-a-dis DICK

*sex*

by Lukeypukey1234 June 4, 2018


mount pubic

A term for when pubic hair covers the mons pubis

"So how was your date yesterday?"

"Awful, she had the biggest mount pubic ever! Like something straight outta the 70's!"

by The distressed Pillock January 22, 2022