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Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang to show exclamation

Well slap my ass and call me porky, little Jessica is one hell of a tap dancer

by Boyfromthecrik August 10, 2022


Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang for excitement

Slap my ass and call me porky, that's some good jambalaya

by Boyfromthecrik August 17, 2022

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Necro My Ass

In a sexual context, relating to and fetishizing necrophilia from the victim's perspective.

"UGH!! Why won't Brad just necro my ass already!!"

by Bl4ck_L4mb June 13, 2022


Bitch my fucking ass

An insult of sarcastic origin, meant to defend yourself against rumors about you

I did not do that, bitch my fucking ass!

by B-b-basicb-bitch April 8, 2019


Laser My Ass

Laser my ass: A term generally used when someone needs to utilize a laser to scare a gerbil out of the rectum of another persons ass.

“Last night got a little carried away for a first date... I had to get John to ‘Laser My Ass’ to get the gerbil out of it.”

by Triple OG MudBone July 15, 2020


Flying suck off my ass

When one gay male wants to have his Anus stimulated by another male.

Adam said " Trent take a flying suck off my ass"

by the badass of all badass. September 26, 2016


turqoised my ass

When your ass gets eaten so good you can’t sit down

Alex: he turqoised my ass so good last night that I couldn’t sit down for the history test.

Cordar: he must have had a real good licken to that.

by Antiwack-man January 3, 2019