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a way to say you need dick. respectfully.
hey kevin, i know your grandma just died and all but i need to get fucked respectfully.
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she's already seeing someone......sorry, man
jessica: we need to see other people
bob: you're cheating on me?!
jessica: how'd you know?!
bob: Urban Dictionary
jessica: oooooh
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a timeless phrase, used with great versatility. you can say this at pretty much any time or situation but definately works best when said during one of those long awkward pauses in a conversation.
sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.
taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....
... dental plan, lisa needs braces
some guy: "and that's when i realized that my glasses were on my *head* the whole time!"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"
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A game that was originally supposed to be a remake and sequel to the original Most Wanted 2005 game but was rushed and had too many programming difficulties when Criterion games were developing it.
Let’s play some need for speed most wanted 2012! Even though it’s unfinished, it still is really good.
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That feeling after taking your girlfriend out to a nice restaurant, the kind that leaves both your stomach and wallet empty, in order to please her enough to get laid that night.
Can also apply to any situation where the restaurant just doesn't serve a proportionate amount of food for the price.
The phrase stems from rushing out to get Taco Bell after the aforementioned situations in order to satisfy that hunger known in Taco Bell lingo as "The Fourth Meal." Comes from the Taco Bell commercials where, after emerging from triumphantly satisfying his stomach, the man yells, "I'M FULL!!!"
Man, I just took my girlfriend out to a Japanese restaurant, where I paid 30 bucks and only got one measly roll of sushi. I'm gonna need Taco Bell after this.
...granted, I'm still gonna get laid tonight.
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When somebody is being teased too much and a person who may or may not necessarily care for the person decides to stand up for the individual because the person being roasted is too quiet , or simply are beyond the point of defending themselves anymore because everyone's roasting them.
Example 1
Lebron sucks !
Ya'll need to leave that girl alone !
Example 2
Person 1 : Draya why you always coming to school busted ?
Person 2: Laughs
Person 3: She's poor
Lynette (The Defender) y'all need to leave that girl alone !
Meaning that although girls can be a main part of your life, Mary Jane will always have a place in heart for you.
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