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Ur dad left for the milk and never came back means that ur dad left for the milk and never came back, a joke, or a excuse to leave a room forever and never come back.........
Person 1: Ur mom
Person 2: Ur dad left for the milk and never came back *disappears*
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i've never seen two pretty best friends bro. One of them always gotta be ugly.
Nicki Minaj said this in her rap on the song Roger That (Young Money). A d-boy is a dope boy/drug dealer. And "bonk for free" means have sex with her with no costs. So its like "And I never let a dope boy fuck for free."
I never let a d-boy bonk for free.
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These six words can be described into one word - clickbait.
They guarantee millions of views from people with 1.5x more IQ than the producer at the smartest. They try to trick low-IQ viewers (which there are a lot of them) into thinking that they are smart.
A car crashed, but you'll never guess what happens next
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The art of staying one step ahead without revealing your strategic plans. However, it's usually used as justification for your stupid ass idea.
Carlson: why did you burn our diamonds in lava?
Dave: never let them know your next move
let me break it down for you: once you go brit you never quit, basically british guys have it all. amazingly good looking, sexy accents, and huge dicks!
jane: "i went to the U.K. to work on my accent and I got ripped open by huge british dicks."
emily: "i could have told you that, once you go brit you never quit."
jane: "i know! i'll never fuck anyone besides british men again! their dicks are so huge!"
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"Hit or miss, i guess they never miss, huh? got a boyfriend? I bet he doesnt kiss ya! mywah."
"HIT OR MISS I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH , Got a boyfriend? I bet he doesnt kiss ya! Mywah!"
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