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When a man or woman of opposition (or in some cases compliance) pulls out a handheld taser and tases a mans phallic member.
Opposition: this guy got really close to me after I told him to get away so I gave him an electric eel
Compliance: me and my girl got really kinky and I told her to give me an electric eel
Electric bacon, better known as a brain. Is called this for its similarity to bacon and being very electric
Hey bro, hows your electric bacon feeling?
Not great
Kumsons Electric Race Team is the First and Only Electric ATV Race Team In The World. They Custom Build All there Race Machines with Full Electric Power Plants. In 2021 they Started Racing by Joining the ATV Triple Crown MX Race Series in Alberta, and have since joined Flat Track Racing Canada. Kumsons Electric Race Team has varous Championship Wins in MX and Hold the Youth ATV Provincal Championship for 2 yaers in a Row . They have 3 Racers Ready to Compete for the 2024 Season !
Kumsons Electric Race Team is going on its 4 Season of Racing in 2024 .
When a person is fucking a pig from behind and just as they cum they thrust so deep it pushes the pig into the electric fence shocking the big fucker and amplifying the orgasm.
A man can build a thousand bridges, but one Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloo and everyone is shocked they are a pig fucker forever.
Not as shocked as the pig fucker of course.
Noun: Philly phrase for a disposable marajuana vape.
Yo cat, can I get a drag of yo electric jazz cigarette?
A dildo used by Asian American women.
The neighbors always know when Kim is using her electric banana.
It's cold outside
And the paint's peeling off of my walls
There's a man outside
In a long coat, grey hat, smoking a cigarette
Now the light fades out
And I wonder what I'm doing in a room like this
There's a knock on the door
And just for a second I thought I remembered you
So now I'm alone
Now I can think for myself
About little deals and S.U's
And things that I just don't understand
Like a white lie that night
Or a sly touch at times
I don't think it meant anything to you
So I open the door
It's the 'friend' that I'd left in the hallway
'Please sit down'
A candlelit shadow on a wall near the bed
You know I hate to ask
But Are Friends Electric?
Only mine's broke down
And now I've no-one to love
So I found out your reason for the phone calls and smiles
And it hurts and I'm lonely
And I should never have tried
And I missed you tonight
So it's time to leave
You see it meant everything to me