Hobo Currency

The money (coinage) you get back from buying something which is useless to anybody with a real job, it is just change you cant buy anything with.

hey dude do you have any hobo currency in your wallet so i can go buy a cigarette?

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Hobo Shower

also known as a "public fountain" to civilized people. Stupid hobos undress and bathe in them in the dead of night (although by the looks of it, most hobos never shower at all).

Little child: Mommy can i throw a penny into the fountain??

Mother: Ok honey, just watch out for that naked hobo standing in the middle, he thinks this is a damn hobo shower.

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Hobo Fag

Someone thats looks like a homeless bum do to the lack in personal hygeine

-Danny you look like a fuckin hobo
-Get a haircut u damn hobo

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hobo dildo

it is when a hobo takes a shit puts it in a freezer and shapes it into a dildo

person1: you see that hobo there
person2: ye

person1:he's makin a hobo dildo
person2: thats just dirty!!!

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hairy hobo

noun+adjective.
a hairy hobo is a homeless person who cant afford a cheap and nasty little shaver and is covered in hair. remember never go near a hairy hobo you will die of the smell it smells like 2 year old pieace of dog crap.

kick that gay hairy hobo until he nearly dies then throw him out of a helicopter (if you want to touch something so bad)

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Dead Hobo

The act on upon seeing a dead or seeing two dead homeless or otherwise unemployed citizens on the overpass while on a school trip to Wachington D.C.

When I saw a dead hobo on the overpass in Wachington D.C. Very shocking. My friends still dont believe me.

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Digital hobo

Someone who uses crowd sourcing on social media sites like Facebook to try to get people to go fund them for bullshit items.

Examples of someone being a digital hobo:

Hi everyone just discovered a new love for Oreos " click to go fund my addiction"
Or
Lost $10,000 to lotto tickets "click to go fund me so I can earn my money back"

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