Nothing to update your status about

An expression used to describe an insignificant or boring event. An update of "Nothing to write home about"

Kate "Alright love? 'Ow was your weekend?"
Michelle "A bit boring aye. Nothing to update your status about."

nothing relationally

1- Collateral relative's spouse's lineal ascendant.
2- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
3- Lineal descendant's spouse's lineal ascendant (except for the children's parents-in-laws who are the co-parents-in-laws.).
4- Lineal descendant's spouse's collateral relative.
5- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's lineal ascendant.
6- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
7- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
8- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
9- Lineal descendant's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
10- Family member's lover.
11- Lover's family members.
12- 1- Collateral relative's spouse's lineal ascendant.
2- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
3- Lineal descendant's spouse's lineal ascendant (except for the children's parents-in-laws who are the co-parents-in-laws.).
4- Lineal descendant's spouse's collateral relative.
5- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's lineal ascendant.
6- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
7- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
8- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
9- Lineal descendant's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
10- Family member's lover.
11- Lover's family members.
12- Without kinship and without social bond at the same time.

Nothing relationally = Without kinship and without social bond at the same time.

nothing relationally

1- Collateral relative's spouse's lineal ascendant.
2- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
3- Lineal descendant's spouse's lineal ascendant (except for the children's parents-in-laws who are the co-parents-in-laws.).
4- Lineal descendant's spouse's collateral relative.
5- Person in relation to another person who has none consanguinity, none common ancestor, none kinship by affinity, none kinship by indefinite classification, none kinship by adoption and none other kind of kinship.
6- Relative's lover.

Sibling's parent-in-law = nothing relationally.

nothing relationally

1- Collateral relative's spouse's lineal ascendant.
2- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
3- Lineal descendant's spouse's lineal ascendant (except for the children's parents-in-laws who are the co-parents-in-laws.).
4- Lineal descendant's spouse's collateral relative.
5- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's lineal ascendant.
6- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
7- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
8- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
9- Lineal descendant's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
10- Family member's lover.
11- Lover's family members.
12- Biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse.
13- Spouse's biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse.
14- Biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's lineal ascendant.
15- Biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's lineal descendant.
16- Biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's collateral relative.
17- Spouse's biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's lineal ascendant.
18- Spouse's biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's lineal descendant.
19- Spouse's biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's collateral relative.
20- Without kinship and without social bond at the same time.

Nothing relationally.

nothing relationally

1- Ascendants and collateral relatives of spouses of collateral relatives.
2- Ascendants and collateral relatives of spouses of descendants, only with the exception of the child's parent-in-law who is the co-parent-in-law.
3- Person in relation to another person who has none consanguinity, none common ancestor, none kinship by affinity, none kinship by indefinite classification, none kinship by adoption and none other kind of kinship.
4- Without kinship.
5- Unrelated.
6- Relative's lover.

Pibling's parent-in-law = nothing relationally.

nothing relationally

1- Collateral relative's spouse's lineal ascendant.
2- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
3- Lineal descendant's spouse's lineal ascendant (except: children's parents-in-laws = co-parents-in-laws.).
4- Lineal descendant's spouse's collateral relative.
5- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's lineal ascendant.
6- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
7- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
8- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
9- Lineal descendant's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
10- Family member's lover.
11- Lover's family members.
12- Biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse.
13- Spouse's biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse.
14- Biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's lineal ascendant.
15- Biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's lineal descendant.
16- Biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's collateral relative.
17- Spouse's biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's lineal ascendant.
18- Spouse's biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's lineal descendant.
19- Spouse's biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's collateral relative.
20- None kinship: nor by consanguinity, nor by affinity, nor by adoption and nor nor by other.

Nothing relationally = unrelated.

nothing relationally

1- Collateral relative's spouse's ascendant
2- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative
3- Descendant's spouse's ascendant (except: children's parents-in-laws = co-parents-in-laws)
4- Descendant's spouse's collateral relative
5- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's ascendant
6- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative
7- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse
8- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse
9- Descendant's spouse's collateral relative's spouse
10- Biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse
11- Spouse's biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse
12- Biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's ascendant
13- Biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's descendant
14- Biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's collateral relative
15- Spouse's biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's ascendant
16- Spouse's biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's descendant
17- Spouse's biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's collateral relative
18- Nonexistence of kinship: nor biological, nor by affinity, nor by undefined classification, nor by adoption, nor by socio-affectivity or nor by other type
19- Without kinship & without social bond at the same time

Nothing relationally