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When a man uses his pink sock to fuck a woman in the pussy.
When Mary saw my anus fall out, she insisted I sock wash her with it.
To spice up my love life, I fucked my boyfriend with a cucumber until his anus prolapsed, and made him sock wash me with it.
When a person is in the shower washing all body parts really fast!
Dude 1- Hey the other day my wife told me she caught me jerking off in the shower.
Dude 2-Wow that sucks .How did you get out of that one?
Dude 1-I told her its my cock and I can wash it as fast as I want too .Ya know speed washing
the inablity to fuck, and/or communicate with members of the opposite sex due to a leech/girlfriend sucking the life force out of you.
Kid: that dude Rob, he's not pulling skirts is he bitch washed?
Other kid: Nah, he's just a faggot yo.
Other example:
Bitch washed nigga: yo I love her man, shes my only one.
Other normal kid: yo u a faggot
When you have to do a number one in the bathroom
Steve and Brock had to go to the bathroom to wash the cups real quick
Ejaculating into the soap dispenser of a dish washer and then turning on the dish washer with a full load of dirty dishes inside.
Jack white washed the dishes since he was out of soap
A euphemism for masturbating. Used when trying to conceal it from certain people around you.
I love washing the dog in the shower