A cross between a douchebag and a wet noodle
Look at that douche-noodle who cut us off ?? Now they’re driving in front of us like, a granny driving home from Sunday church.
a projectile from the mouth...most likely being a noodle.or spit,or basically anything.this most-likely happens when some one is really excited,or just retarded.it is quite funny,but some times disgusting if you fall victim to a laser-noodle
awesome-dude-with-long-hair: dewd,i was at game stop the other day,it was so awesome.
weird-girl-with-domo-backpack: game stop!(at this point the girl shoots a laser-noodle across the table and hits sasquach
awesome-dude-with-long-hair: lawlz!
When one is particularly noodle like in the pubic hair department.
Sarah: God, what am I going to do about these noodle pubes?
Emma: Gross.
The first piss after a really great cum
After last night's orgy, I had a truly impressive piss noodle.
A ferret
Look at those slick noodles being slick
The slick noodle was in a hammock
Someone who is usually skinny but can also be defined as someone who is tall and skinny.
Dude you’re a skinny noodle, the winds gonna blow you away.