Let’s have sex

When you wanna fuck but you awkward

Let’s have sex

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Have a Nice Day

A sarcastic spin on the common phrase. It is what you tell someone when they get in your way or are making you unhappy. It was originated by Bon Jovi in 2005, and coincides with the red, box-shaped, smirk...a spin on the popular yellow smiley face.

"When the world gets in my face, I say...Have a Nice Day!!"

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have fun at dinner

subtle way to say "fuck you"

from

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBh-42MLINg

"Peace. Pound it. Have fun at dinner!"

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You have accent!

It is not uncommon for the person you met the first time to say to you that 'you have accent.' It refers to your way of pronounciation, which may be Southern, Northern, or Foreign accent. In this case, it is a mere refererce to your state or country of origin; nothing more.

But when a person you've known for years, or a co-worker you worked with for months; or in some cases, a person you met first time, all of a sudden, says to you: "You have accent!" "I don't understand your accent!" In this case, it is a direct reference to your identity. And it may mean one or all of the following:

1. 'You are not one of us!'
2. 'Remember you're a foreigner.'
3. 'How on earth you dare to tell me this.' (Although he/she clearly understands that what you said was right/true).
4. "I would rather prefer to hear it from someone else."

You are a Pharmacy Tech and Albert came to the window:
You: "What can I help you?"
Albert: "I want Sudafed."
You: "May I see your ID please?"
Albert: "Why do you need ID. It's just a Sudafed!"
You: "It is the State Law."
Albert: "I don't understand what you are saying."
You: "I said the State requires ID in order to buy a Sudafed."
Albert: "You have accent!" "I don't know what you're talking about." And he walked away.

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I have a baby

An old excuse for couples or families who have a baby. They use the baby to get advantage of others ,and since no one can resist the cuteness of a baby , people often do whatever they say. Well.. some do.

Example 1:

Saanzan: * walks into a line for the release of the new iPhone*

Randomdickhead2010: Mind if I can butt in line? I have a baby, so you better move or else I'll tell everyone you're a baby hater.

Saanzan: Should I care? Besides I got here a while ago!

Randomdickhead2010: OMG! YOU'RE A FAG! I'M GETTING THE SECURITY!!!

Example 2:

Randomdickhead2010: Can I have $20? Please , I have a baby! For my sake, please give me $20!

Saanzan: Too fucking bad, I worked hard for this money, even if you have a baby; I will not give you money.

Randomdickhead2010: I'M TELLING THE POLICE!!!

Example 3:

Randomdickhead2010: Don't hit me with the fucking basketball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have a baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saanzan: Dude, you're fucking 200 metres away from us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wanna have sex?

The singlemost effective pickup line in existence. Try it.

Think about it: You cut right to the chase. Ok sure, statistically, only 1 in 100 women will say yes. And you might get some people mad along the way. But it's still a time saver since you don't have to indulge in any long conversation/pointless flirting etc.
Also, you'll be surprised at how many women appreciate the frank honesty associated with it. No games!
So, whaddya say?
Wanna have sex?

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Have a Presidential Dinner

Taking fast food home and eating it in bed before going to sleep. Taken from reports in the Fire and the Fury that Donald Trump often goes to bed early with a cheeseburger

I was tired out, so I decided to just go by the drive thru on the way home and have a presidential dinner.

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