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Mountain Time

When someone is late for a meeting and the general assumption is they were a) banging someone, b) batin in the bathroom, or c) any other sexual activity, they are said to be on Mountain Time - irrespective of their actual time zone.

Gary: Who are we waiting on?
Gladys: Lefty, again.
Laurence: Darn him. He's always late.
Steve: Bitch is probably batin' - I'll go check the stalls.
Gladys: Steve - language!
Steve: The dude has KY on his desk! He's on motherfuckin' Mountain Time!

by okparts August 15, 2014


Inverted Mountain

Another word for an idiot or a nerd

“Omg he’s such an inverted mountain!”
I know right!”

by Anonymousbeansprout September 17, 2021


Gore Mountain

The best ski area in New York state, and possible the entire east coast (of the U.S). Definitely better than Whiteface...

I skied at Gore Mountain last weekend, and it was my best skiing experience on the east coast.

by CHicken Sandwich, Trout April 3, 2023


Rocky mountains

We use the term Rocky Mountains when referring to either selling or doing crack. Because of the reference to crack rocks =Rocky mountains

You wanna go skiing in the Rocky Mountains or you wanna go to Alpine Valley?? Either way it'll take me an hour to get there!

by Tommy Spoonz Chicago Tommy74 April 21, 2018


wolf mountain

a club of 2 or more mountain bikers who regularly slap penises and have bitch fights to establish their Wolf pack.

a new rider joined Wolf mountain today.

by philistine March 4, 2015


mountain honkey

Backwoods weirdos who play banjos and bang there cousins usually found in Kentucky in canoes with worm dirt in their mouth and penis in immediate family members

That mountain honkey is sleeping with his sister... doesn't surprise me

by CM68W January 5, 2017


Mountain Cow

A type of cow found along the "huge" mountain regions in Iowa.

"Hey Dad, look at all those mountain cows,"

by swimmydino34 July 2, 2021