When someone is late for a meeting and the general assumption is they were a) banging someone, b) batin in the bathroom, or c) any other sexual activity, they are said to be on Mountain Time - irrespective of their actual time zone.
Gary: Who are we waiting on?
Gladys: Lefty, again.
Laurence: Darn him. He's always late.
Steve: Bitch is probably batin' - I'll go check the stalls.
Gladys: Steve - language!
Steve: The dude has KY on his desk! He's on motherfuckin' Mountain Time!
Another word for an idiot or a nerd
“Omg he’s such an inverted mountain!”
“I know right!”
The best ski area in New York state, and possible the entire east coast (of the U.S). Definitely better than Whiteface...
I skied at Gore Mountain last weekend, and it was my best skiing experience on the east coast.
We use the term Rocky Mountains when referring to either selling or doing crack. Because of the reference to crack rocks =Rocky mountains
You wanna go skiing in the Rocky Mountains or you wanna go to Alpine Valley?? Either way it'll take me an hour to get there!
a club of 2 or more mountain bikers who regularly slap penises and have bitch fights to establish their Wolf pack.
a new rider joined Wolf mountain today.
Backwoods weirdos who play banjos and bang there cousins usually found in Kentucky in canoes with worm dirt in their mouth and penis in immediate family members
That mountain honkey is sleeping with his sister... doesn't surprise me
A type of cow found along the "huge" mountain regions in Iowa.
"Hey Dad, look at all those mountain cows,"