Rape Wolf

when blue balls occur on a full moon, it triggers a chemical in balance in ones brain changing them into a rapping werewolf.
known as the rape wolf

Origin of the Werewolf Legend

first person to have been said to have been a werewolf was

Peter Stubbe. also might be the origin of peter and the wolf
15th to 17th century, Europe

look it up

Lucian: Sandra shall we fornicate this night?

Sandra: uhhh maybe,tomorrow i have a headache

Lucian: but it's our honey moon!!!

Sandra: good night dear. ZZZZzzzzzzzzzz (buzzz buzz buzz buzzz)

Lucian: ahhhh blue ballls hurting...something happening...inside of me

HOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thus rape wolf was born seeking vengance on those who gave him blue balls

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Wolf Market

A term used to describe financial markets being controlled by groups of investors working together. Hedge funds oftentimes employ wolf hunting tactics to drive a company's stock into the ground by selling the stock short. They will also hunt consumer pocketbooks by driving the price of fundamental items such as oil through the roof.

I heard oil was over $200 and some bank stocks were worthless. Must be a wolf market right now.

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wolf hair

that krazee ass hair from the eighties rock/metal bands that makes you look like a werewolf.

"If i was kid rock i'd cut my feathered wolf hair." -Violent J

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dirty wolf

Phrase used to describe an absolute idiot who does ridiculous things to upset the general public

A dirty wolf would do something like changing their mind when approaching a roundabout and cut into queuing traffic

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wolf bait

a dump.

I dropped wolf bait at Ron's

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wolf paw

The man’s version of the infamous “camel toe”. When a man’s underwear/pants/shorts are so tight they leave a noticeable “print” in the crotch.

“Dan, what are you looking at?”

“That guys pants are so tight he’s got a wolf paw... it’s like a train wreck, I don’t wanna see it, but I can’t look away.”

Wolf eyes

A rare, randomly occuring eye mutation that occurs in 1 /10,000 people throughout the world. Typically refered to as Amber eyes, the iris is a golden color and ranges from a dark amber to a bright yellow. Few people have seen a person with wolf eyes and are found to be more common in animals than humans, hence the name "wolf eyes"

He looked in my direction. His wolf eyes made him appear more animal than human. I can only imagine what he was thinking...