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mike jones

The male prostitute who in late 2006 alleged the Evangelical leader, Rev. Ted Haggard, paid him for sex and methamphetamine over a three-year period.

Jones, who exposed the Haggard, is quoted as saying, "I felt I owed it to the gay community to expose the hypocrisy,".

Person One: Who was that one male prostitute that that one fag religious leader was fucking?

Person Two: Oh - I beleive that it was Mike Jones.

by M. James a.k.a. "pig" November 3, 2006

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Alex Jones

Alex Jones is welsh slang for an angry person who breaks objects belonging to others. Others describe this being as having an unusual or 'funny' looking face. The description is mainly used by welsh people but has also been adapted by a few english communities. It may also describe someone who is a combination of a lot of negative things such as being angry, funny looking and unhumourous.

Guy1: Wow that guy is horrible, plus he has a funny face
Guy2: haaa yeah typical example of an Alex Jones

by solongbabycakes June 1, 2010

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Indiana Jones

verb; the act of passing your body through a closing door, as opposed to holding it, leaving another individual with the horrible fate of having to take the effort to open it. As seen in Indiana Jones(except you'll look like a douche if you drop your hat or if you do it when your alone).

Smith: So are you going to start on that report?
Jones: Yeah, I need that promotion so it's got to be good.
Smith: Oh could you you get that?
Jones: HELL NAW MUTHAFUCKA!
(Initiates Indiana Jones)
Jones from opposite side of door: Indiana Jones'd BIOTCH!

by BrosephTheIII July 28, 2010

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jack jones

See also
on my tod

I was sitting there on my tod

by Debs August 8, 2003

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kyle jones

A Kyle jones is when a male prostitute puts his cock in your ear hole and shouts common Canadian sayings

Damn he just gave forehead a Kyle jones

by Homie Jay December 17, 2015

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Prince Jones

A man that has a large penis, beatboxes well, and is just super fly. Also known as; Prince, Jones, Dr. Jones, Osmosis, C.J, Jonesy, and Prince Shallab.

Whoah! Look its Prince Jones!

by ThatOneDude1234 September 8, 2010

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Annabelle-Jones

An infamous australian female in the the late 1960's. She was famous for her lude conduct and ability to deceive all men into giving her their money. She was liked during the height of her adventures but eventually became disliked by many people after she commited the murder of mother and father. Some say she is as well known to some as Ned Kelly and Chopper Reid.

man, that bitch is such an AJ (annabelle-jones)I hope people wake up to her soon.

by Joshua Barnard December 20, 2006

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