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The Krabby Patty Secret Formula

It's the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. I'm not gonna tell you what it is.

Plankton: I've come for the Krabby Patty Secret formula!

Spongebob: Not after I crush your mortal shell and consume your soul.

Plankton: shit

by HalfOfaDoorframe October 8, 2020

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


nick nack patty wack

To distract an animal from looking at your "special place."
Usually consists with rolls and tumbles.

Like when a dog sees a naked man and thinks "it's" a hot dog. You must "nick nack patty wack" inorder to get away. Then you give a dog a bone.

by Krist Torres June 16, 2007

32๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ball Sack Patty Wack

When one use's their ball sack to degrade somethings reputation or value such as food or a bad test. Includes a two motion slap, down then up. Single slap is formally know as the sackity wackity.

Example One
Student A: How'd you do on that test nigga?
Student B: Fuckin horrible, Bitchgivenz gave me the ole Ball Sack Patty Wack!!("F")
Student A: Damn son!

Example Two
Waiter: Yo, this man that this steak to raw
Chef A: Raw? RAW?! ah give that nigga raw!
Chef B: Give em the ball sack patty wack
Chef A: *slap slap* Dinner is served!

by nigga kneel October 27, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Saint Pattyโ€™s Day Treat

When you feed a woman only collard greens (like a lot of collard greens) and then fuck her ass on St. Patrickโ€™s day. This results in a wonderfully odorous layer of green shit on your cock, fit for any Irish celebration.

Matt: Yooo dude, my dick still smells from that Saint Pattyโ€™s day treat.

Caroline: Damn bro, that sounds delightful.

by SilasBirch March 17, 2021


Get Nate fucking pattied

Getting Nate pattied is when a anti social person tryโ€™s to get fucked and when he finds his prey he gets recorded by a douchebag and the prey tryโ€™s to run out last minutes OOPS YA GOT NATE PATTIED

Guy with the phone:When she went to the bathroom she don Get Nate fucking pattied
The victim:nigga

by CJCoolBoyZ April 18, 2019

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


St. Patty's Day Grenade

When you throw a McDonald's Shamrock Shake into a large crowd of people on St. Patty's day, resulting in a large crowd looking like it has been covered in a green semen. What might happen if a leprechaun skeets on 5th avenue in Manhattan.

1:"Watch this."
(throws shamrock shake into crowd)
2:"Oh my God. It looks like a leprechaun skeeted on them"
1:"That would be a St. Patty's Day Grenade."

by Mr. Charles McMeaty March 13, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Flatty patty patricia

Flat ass

Flatty patty Patricia She thinks she's thicky Nikki Noah but clearly she's not she said she was thick but she's not

by NOSTOP October 1, 2020

1๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž