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The most viscous taunt you can give an opponent while rebounding a basketball. It refers to the board man (rebounder) being rewarded (gets paid) for his ball fetching efforts. The phrase will surely strike fear in the opposing team. Can also be applied to other events in life when somebody is owning another person or people.
The Claw grabbed a rebound and quietly uttered "board man gets paid." The other team subsequently forfeited the game.
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Very common message posted to messageboards.
Normally posted by a disgruntled user when upset and wanting attention.
While someone who posts such a message will sometimes mean it and will never again go to that board after posting such a message, usually once they calm down, they'll come back and will be posting as though they never posted it.
On some messageboards, such messages are so common and/or posted by certain users so much that people have learned to automatically ignore them.
I logged in this morning to find yet another I'm leaving the board forever message. The guy that posted it has already posted ten of them and returned less then twenty four hours after each time.
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When someone is messing with you mentally or physically.
Hey Chris! Your shirt is gay. Get off my boards bro before I fuck you up.
an arabic man screaming about how attempting to board the helicopter will actually lead to the bombing of africa
"A medical helicopter will be extracting injured person, do not attempt to board the helicopter For your own safety,keep the area surrounding the medical tent clear for authorized personnel and those in need of medical attention. Keep passport with you at all times, if a border agent asks for your papers,be prepared to provide them. Parents... hold passport for children Clear the area,move behind the barricade as quickly as possible If you need medical attention... inform one of the border agents."
1) Popularized by NBA superstar Kawhi Leonard, the board man, who is the person doing all the hard work of rebound that is usually not in the spotlight of the basketball game. The saying in this context simply means anyone who is working hard should get a matching reward for their hard work.
2) This saying can also be traced back to Afro-Caribbean communities where during the table games such as pool or ping pong, the board man is the third person who ensures the game is fair. In this context the saying means that whoever contributes to the success of anyone or anything, should be rewarded as well for their continuations.
Emergency workers deserve to be recognized and rewarded by our society just as entertainers. I mean, the board man gets paid, yeah?
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1. A message board offered through Lab Productions, that is overpopulated with self-important, pseudo-intellectuals; who, when not busy sniffing their own farts spend their time insulting members of another message board (see: Pro-Rock message board) that was once shut down because of their actions.
"Those guys over at lab productions message board sure love teh Goatse"
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To reinterview for your current job with an outsourcing company.
After our department got sold out to the contractors I had to test drive the ironing board just to keep my job at a lower pay.