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The term used for an old couch that one has attached wheels to and uses for transportation and/or racing.
couch machine's are not common, however the few groups of people producing them are extremely compettitive and are very serious about the "sport"
Guy1: Hey man guess what me an rob are doing this weekend.
Guy2: what?
Guy1: Meeting Jusitn and Cody at the hill with the couch machine we built yesterday...gonna be sickk
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most commonly reserved for friends or siblings who are bound to fail at life and they know it.
Josh: Sweet I won the lotto!
Sam: Your couch!
Greg: FML
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Someone who practically lives on the couch, mainly for the purpose of watching television, and whose only real movement is the Couch Cobra Strike.
"Man, I had such a busy week, I think I'm just gonna go Couch Cobra all Saturday."
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At a party, it's the drunk guy who chooses to lie on the couch and pass out instead of continuing to get drunk and fraternize with the other partygoers... and it's not even eleven o clock!
Hey Matt, quit being a couch pussy and come get drunk with us!
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A phrase used to instigate grade bonding. it inspires love and unity. And sometimes results in lewd behavior.
Emily, come sit on the metaphorical couch with me.
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When someone sits (or lays) on the couch all day instead of doing something productive.
Jared: "Are you gonna go out to the bar today and watch the game?"
Chris: "No way. I got drunk as shit last night. I think I'm gonna just sit here and couch it out."
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As in "to hit the couch", to be banished to the couch due to a lapse of memory or otherwise infuriating action that annoys one's partner.
Josh very nearly hit the couch when it took him a couple tries to get his anniversary date correct.
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