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Calm the farm

Vb; to lace industrial cattle feed with quaaludes

"Why are you throwing handfuls of pills into the feeding trough?"
"Bro, we just gotta calm the farm."

by Ridley Amstrad October 09, 2016


Hobby Farms

a bimonthly magazine, devoted to the life of hobby farmers, homesteaders and small producers.

In 2004 Hobby Farms editorial office moved from Irvine, California, to Lexington, Kentucky.

by Wendysfg May 07, 2023


Cluster farm

A cluster farm is the PG-13 version of a cluster fuck.

The government response to the COVID-19 pandemic has been a cluster farm.

by lasrubieras March 25, 2020


Farm show

Where animal with a giant cock fills a woman with a gallon of cum. Then a animal that eats anything laps it out.

Did you see that horse fill her!? Then the pig got it all out.

Yea man what a Farm show that was.

by Deltafreak4 November 17, 2017


Wind Farm

When Three or more participate in the act of trapping each other under bed covers after releasing vile ass fumes. The Wind Farm is created by the combination of farticles in an upgraded Dutch Oven.

Jamie, Scott and their dog Lefty were in bed; Scott vomited on the sheets when his wife and his dog gave him the white castle Wind Farm edition of the dutch oven.

by Chedward Lazaro March 10, 2015


Potato farming

This is when you place a potato spud in a women’s pussy and add some soil. Then you piss and rub your dick on the soil.

Me and Bella went potato farming the other night it was glorious

by Liam is sexy August 09, 2020


pvc farm

The lots that remained after the housing crash. They typically have pvc tubes stubbed out of the slab.

They were going to build another Starbucks their, but now it is a PVC farm.

by crumsnatcher July 29, 2010