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messing with me or copying me in an attempt to be cool like me
Yo man that nigga is jocking my style
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A person who seeks a homoerotic friendship with a already documented and established ('made') Jock-Sniffer of an amateur athlete, coach, or parent of the athlete. Jock Sniffer-Sniffers routinely frequent college football message boards seeking their targets
Mark wants to be a jock sniffer, but he does not have the comnnections to the athletes or the coaches. So he hangs out with established or 'made' Jock Sniffers, Larry and Burl, who claim to know athletes and/or coaches. Mark's worship of Larry and Burl creates the Jock Sniffer-Sniffer relationship.
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This refers to the sex scandal involving members of celtic boys club who are apart of celtic football club. Jock Stein knew about the child abuse going within the boys club, specifically youth coach Jim Torbett who raped players such as Alan Brazil. Jock Stein knew about this however he never went to the police, instead he covered the scandal up.
Person A: Big Jock Knew
Person B: He did the cunt
Person C: Oh big jock knew, oh big jock knew, oh big jock knew, oh big jock knew, oh big jock knew, oh big jock knew, oh big jock knew.
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when two or more females and at least one male are saying goodnight and the situation occurs where one female makes the other say goodnight before her to prevent the first girl being alone with male.
'i wanted to kiss Mike back there and you like, totally jock-blocked me!'
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Saying popularised in Glaswegian football, in particular by Old Firm fans. This saying refers to the ex-manager of Celtic Football Club Jock Stein. In the early 1970s, young boys were abused by a youth coach at the club called James Torbett. Stein aka Big Jock is reputeded to have known about this and not reported the matter to the authorities, and also been part of a cover up within Celtic Football Club.
Hence the saying "Big Jock Knew".
Celtic fan : "Ya F***ing hun basturt!"
Rangers fan : "Away ye go ya wee dick. Big Jock Knew!"
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Saying/song usually heard at Old Firm games. Refers to ex-celtic manager Jock Stein who is alleged to have previous knowledge about sex abuse at the celtic boys club during the 1970's involving the youth coach James Torbett. He was also accused of having taken part in a cover up at celtic Football Club. The saying can often be heard at football games involving celtic FC.
Commentator: 'And Rangers scores again! Oh, what a crushing defeat for Celtic...'
Celtic fans: *weep*
Rangers fans: 'There's only one Jimmy Torbett,He kissed the boys in the toilet,He Shagged them too,And Big jock Knew,
Walking in a Celtic peado land. Oooooooooooooooooh Big Jock knew, oh Big Jock knew,oh Big Jock knew,oh Big Jock knew,oh Big Jock knew,oh Big Jock knew,oh Big Jock knew,oh Big Jock knew.'
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The act of after a physical sporting event (football, lacrosse, etc.) taking your protective cup out of its jock strap and creeping up behind an unsuspecting teammate and placing it forcefully over their nasal passages and mouth. Immediatly after doing so, the victim is tackled to the ground and the cup will be held on for as long as possible until the victim fights himself off from the grapple.
Post attack, the victim is especially angry and considered extremely dangerous. Keep distance and seek shelter.
Maximum effect achieved on a hot, humid day after a long practice, in which the cup will reek of a putrid smell and be oddly moist.
Shortly called "JSR" or more commonly "The Cupface."
Paco gave Joe the worst jock strap respiration move I've ever seen in my life after lax let out yesterday.
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