set up the air mattress

When you run upstairs and have lightning fast sex with your boyfriend while the houseguest uses the bathroom.

Houseguest: "where are you guys?"

Boyfriend: "just setting up your air mattress!"

Hurry up, let's go set up the air mattress - we only have 4 minutes!

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set up the launch pad

to place T.P. on the seat in a public restroom before crapping.

Dude, I had to crap so bad that I almost didn't have enuogh time to set up the launch pad

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Pissed Off Set Enhancers

A slang that can be used as an alternative to mad props. 1. Used when someone does something that is appreciated or respected. 2. A large amount of props (congratulations).

That was awesome shot man, pissed off set enhancers.

SEE ALSO: mad props

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!set strength 1000

A Minecraft Meme where a Player runs "/set strength" commands and becomes buff and strong that nobody can slain him on the Minecraft world.

A Guy : What's That Command Again?
A Second Guy : !set strength 1000
A Guy : Thanks!
A Third Guy : !set strength 1000000

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pass to set up the run

a football metaphor for extended foreplay that results in intercourse

Steve: "I had to go down on her for like an hour before she would have sex with me"

Chris: "sometimes you have to pass to set up the run"

set ur own bedtime

a thing kids do where if their parents arent keeping track of time and it is past ur bedtime, you take advantage by not going to bed untill they yell "its way past ur bedtime!".

guy 1: im tired of having to go to bed at ten!

guy 2: how about you set ur own bedtime

guy 1: thats a great idea! but im gonna need a plan.

setting up a new network

When your friend makes up an excuse to skip game night but is actually at home practicing shibari with their partner.

Man 1: Yo bro! You doing Family Game Night?
Man 2: Sorry Homeslice, setting up a new network tonight.