hats on the table

1. noun phrase. time to make a choice. derived from signing day for collegiate athletics, when star high school athletes pick-up the hat of their selected school from several displayed on a table before television cameras.

2. verb. to dramatize a selection in hopes of adding interest in the announcement.

1. "we have everyone's bids, so now its hats on the table."

2. "she could have dumped him last night, but she wanted to wait until the party to hats on the table in front of both of everyone."

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avetard coffee table

The coffee table at The Ave. Trust me, you will find EVERYTHING except coffee on this son of a bitch. The main thing that will stand out is the dab rig and it's wax, this is the key part of everything avetard related. You will also find a shit ton of beer and White Claw cans from the past four nights. This table is always filled so much random and useless junk because avetards are lazy and can't accept responsibility to ever clean it.

I was drinking a White Claw at The Ave and I tried to put my can down on the avetard coffee table but there was no fucking space because there was so much trash and a million other empty cans on that fucker.

string table

table suspended by strings and fatchoke

who got the fat choke at the string table

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Table Whore

Someone who goes from table to table during lunch, hanging out with everybody.

Katie Steele was such a table whore last year!!

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Run the table

To “run the table” means to drink a six pack of beer within a 60 minute period.

Dillon: “Are you gonna run the table tonight?”

Dom: “You better believe it! I got my six pack ready!”
Riley: “Well of course he’s gonna!”

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table niner

someone who's unpartnered and wants to be partnered

My sister is a table-niner ever since her fiance left her at the altar

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*drop books on table

signature move of Simon Lo

student A: *drop books on table ) I am simon lo
Simon Lo: *drop books on table ) What did u just say!?!?!?!?!?
student B: gotta get out of here

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