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When someone shows you how to do something and you pay no attention whatsoever and therefore cannot do the thing they showed you to do
I know I just watched you put that windshield wiper on the car… but it just went in one eye and out the other
these people are known as "random people on the internet doing stuff like this for clout or because they hate the thing they hate for no particular reason or because they hate the thing they hate because of bad experiences and yadda yadda"
guy 1: have you seen these femboy haters that are very open about it and threaten other femboys
guy 2: yes
A nickname for your Minecraft gf/bf (also usable: second bed)
“Want to hang out later?”
“I can’t, I have a date with my other bed”
something corporate douchebags say instead of "the same"
"Jeff, which chair do you like better?"
"They're six of one, half a dozen of the other"
"...?"
A threat of being slapped or punched if you don’t obey someone’s demands.
If you don’t return my bike in 1 hour you’re going to be looking the other way real fast. And it better not be damaged!
A special day marked on the calendar as june 1st-10th. This day should be celebrated year round but is marked as a few specific days.
National Kiss Your Significant Other Day is defined by the love that couples share for each other and how summer can relieve stress and finally allow for some personal time with your boo thing.
P1: Did you know it’s Nation Kiss Your Significant Other Day.
P2: Omg I didn’t know that I need to go and kiss him right now.
Go kiss them, we all know it’s summer so you have time.
On December third, everyone is legally required to be unconditionally nice to each other. Anyone who fails to comply will be sentenced to three months of obsessive hugging.
"Man, I'm tired of all of these internet day thingies. Yesterday was skipping school day. The day before was about sending nudes to people who completed NNN. The day before was about stealing hoodies until someone notices. Why can't we have a day where we just do something nice for each other?"
"What if we had a day where we were all just unconditionally nice to each other? It would be called "Be Unconditionally Nice to Each Other Day."
"That sounds really difficult to say, but okay."
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