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Wiping your finger, sex toy, or tongue on the taint removing any fecal matter acquired during ass play.
I was fingering this girl in the ass and I had shit all over my finger so I taint painted and got it all clean.
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A phrase that has become too politically incorrect for casual use.
I used to be able to day Black paint. No I have to say "Jamal will you please paint the fence "
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To paint a line of semen from lips to crotch.
I managed to paint a continuous line of semen from inside a girl's mouth down between her breasts and tummy and finally bathed her clitoris: a Paint Job.
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A drug consisting of cough syrop and codine mixed with a jolly rancher (makes it not taste like shit)
Man that candy paint got me so buzzed man
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The sexual act of having your face coated in your lover's feces whether it be solid feces or not, thus producing several different terms:
spray painting (direct from the ass, liquid), roller painting (rolling a solid terd with the hand on your lover's face), stick painting (use of a solid terd like a pencil to make artistic designs on your lover's face).
I'm going to this big facepainting party later, wanna come?
I facepainted my girl last night and she licked her face clean.
I don't like sex, I just like face-painting.
My kid said he wanted a face-painting so I did it; does that make me a bad father?
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When a woman rides your face while shes on her period and the other person comes up with red wings
A bloody face can be a result of taint painting.
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An expression used to describe disbelief, shock, or skepticism about the validity or truth of a statement. Another way to say "miss me with that bullsh*t," "no way," or "you're trippin."
Person 1: Would you rather live in a world with no caffeine or no meat?
Person 2: Meat
Person 3: What?!
Person 1: So you'd give up steak for coffee?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Personally, I would rather never have caffeine again
Person 3: Yeah, take the caffeine out the paint bro!
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