Useless. As would be a bag of pants, not fulfilling their function, but just hanging around in a bag.
"Sorry we haven't got any."
"Well that's just a bag of pants, isn't it."
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Wearing Basketball shorts lower than the waist, so they drop to your ankles.
dude! look at that guy and his draney pants!! you can see his underwear!
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Shanny-pants is a nickname for someone who is probably one of the coolest people you will ever meet. Said coolest person's name is most likely Shannon. They also have cool pants.
"Hey! Shanny-pants, wanna go see a movie tonight?"
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The image created when the pant's crotch area makes a saggy lump making a boner-y image
Girl 1: OMG That guy has a total boner for me!
Girl 2: LOL Really!?
Boy: -Adjustes pants-
Girl 1: Never mind, it was just a pant boner
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Pants that might fit after dieting.
These are my hopeful pants. They might fit after I start working out.
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the pants that all the thots in school wear
Jake: Damn. Taylorβs ass looks nice as heck in those pants!
Dan: Thatβs because theyβre flare pants. All the hoes wear them
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Pants worn in anticipation of a rather ginormous meal. These pants normally have an elastic waist for extra tummy room.
random family member: Hot dog! Grandma's cooking sunday dinner! She's making like a 3 course meal!
you: Oh, it's a good thing I wore my buffet pants today.
random family member: You are such a fat lard.
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