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bag of pants

Useless. As would be a bag of pants, not fulfilling their function, but just hanging around in a bag.

"Sorry we haven't got any."
"Well that's just a bag of pants, isn't it."

by Fridgemagnet June 18, 2005

696πŸ‘ 356πŸ‘Ž


Draney Pants

Wearing Basketball shorts lower than the waist, so they drop to your ankles.

dude! look at that guy and his draney pants!! you can see his underwear!

by thepersonplaceorthing February 8, 2010

28πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Shanny-Pants

Shanny-pants is a nickname for someone who is probably one of the coolest people you will ever meet. Said coolest person's name is most likely Shannon. They also have cool pants.

"Hey! Shanny-pants, wanna go see a movie tonight?"

by Shanny-Pants January 19, 2009

30πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Pant Boner

The image created when the pant's crotch area makes a saggy lump making a boner-y image

Girl 1: OMG That guy has a total boner for me!
Girl 2: LOL Really!?
Boy: -Adjustes pants-
Girl 1: Never mind, it was just a pant boner

by 20grand October 27, 2007

23πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Hopeful pants

Pants that might fit after dieting.

These are my hopeful pants. They might fit after I start working out.

by Daily Deadline June 30, 2006

13πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


flare pants

the pants that all the thots in school wear

Jake: Damn. Taylor’s ass looks nice as heck in those pants!
Dan: That’s because they’re flare pants. All the hoes wear them

by urbandictionary1904 November 30, 2017

14πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Buffet Pants

Pants worn in anticipation of a rather ginormous meal. These pants normally have an elastic waist for extra tummy room.

random family member: Hot dog! Grandma's cooking sunday dinner! She's making like a 3 course meal!

you: Oh, it's a good thing I wore my buffet pants today.

random family member: You are such a fat lard.

by shortyjordy January 15, 2009

13πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž