pencil

pencil is when u rip off of friends dick and glue in back backwards

dude 1- hey mind if i pencil you

dude 2-No
dude 1-ok
dude 2-I can't pee now though
dude 1- oy soy dora can u find who asked

dude 2- ya my dick asked

dude1- so suck on it so it stops pls u stupid penciled looser

Pencil

Something you will need because your to fucking lazy to go to the dollar store and buy your own

Go get your own fucking pencil

pencil

A type of wood

I have 10000000000000000000000000 pencil's!

Pencil

the only weapon that is allowed in school.

"I just stabbed a student with my pencil."

pencil

a wooden stick with poison to stab people in the eye with ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Dear teachers, this is a perfect weapon for u to use against those students you hate...
Good luck starting the purge of pencils

Pencil

A thing you wright with.

Omg girl:“ omg like omg like can omg I omg use your omg pencil?”
Jimmy:“Sure.”

Jimmy:*wright omg on it”

Jimmy again: “Here omg girl”
Omg girl:“AHH OMG THANK YOU”

pencil

your fathers dick

"do you have a pencil?"
"yeah, its on ur fathers scrotum."