Pen It

physically crossing out an action or person.

Person 1: “Hey can you guys still come to mine tonight like we planned?”

person 2: “ Can’t tonight i’m busy”

person 3: “ Yeah can’t either seeing the girl”

person 1: “fuck sake just pen it”

dap pen

When a fuckwit mispronounces dab pen

"yo bro can I hit the dap pen"
"it's dab pen you fucking melon"

stylus pen

Ink pen type

I bought a stylus pen to write with.

Too many tups in the pen.

over crouded by men compared to women

fuck me theres "Too many tups in the pen." lads, lets go to the next pub

licking the pen

making shit up as you go along, inflating the story with drama to make it sound more interesting. straight up lying.

she’s fucking licking the pen dude, there’s no way that happened.

Pen sword

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the pen sword is the mightiest. It can cut a line through paper with a blade of ink as easily as it can cut through flesh with a blade of steel.

"They said the pen was mightier than the sword, but now I give you this, THE PEN SWORD"
"Bro how much weed was in those brownies?"

pen job

the sexual act of shoving a pen up your urethra

He enjoyed the pen job given to him in the bath room by his brother while giving head to his side chick