two-way petting zoo

You pet the animals, they pet you back.

Hey Jim, wanna go to a two-way petting zoo.

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are you petting my mongoose

are you vibing with me

are you petting my mongoose with me tomorrow night

mmm myes pet froge

mmm myes pet froge refers to a GIF caption of a frog being petted that inspired similar GIF captions in early-to-mid 2020. A series of Twitch emotes using the hand petting the frog known as PETTHE Emotes began circulating

*everyone talking about memes*
Nehlyn : mmm myes pet froge
all people in chat : mmm myes pet froge

My pet named steve

My pet named Steve has come from the ancient god of YouTube.

I swallowed a my pet named Steve.'

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petting the one eyed snake

the act of stroking your penis until a delightful load of love comes out.

Jeffrey's mom caught him petting the one eyed snake during the Britney Spears Video.

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petting my cat

Petting a vagina or penis

My husband was petting my cat lady night in bed

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Petting her knee caps

To finger a girl in the vagina, or rub her clitoris. Commonly derived from the movie Fubar.

Yeah man, never banged her, I was just petting her knee caps.

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