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Similar to phone sex but involving alcohol instead.
Especially helpful when one partner is without a source of alcohol or engaged in an activity that prohibits the consumption of alcohol.
"I just got on the highway and I had such a crappy day at work, I need you to pour me a phone shot right now and drink it while I tell you about it! That's it! Yeah, one more cube of ice and just a tad more lime baby! You know the way I like it!"
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Something that your principal confiscates so you won't be tempted to text message somebody during your science class.
Mary: *Text messages Staci*
Teacher: no cell phones in class!!
Mary: *texts some more* But, I got some important plans to do over the weekend.
Teacher: *confiscates it*
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"UGH, I'M AT OUT OF MINUTES ON MY CELL! I'LL HAVE TO MY HOUSE PHOOOONE!"
Then stop using you're god damned cell phone so effin' much.
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when someone unwillingly and reluctantly gives someone else their phone number because they were forced to agressively, they were emotionally manipulated or they felt sorry for them.
guy: i got this girl's number!!!
mate: you blatently phone raped her.
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The person that you call while settling in for a significant drive who is always ready to chat on the phone with you until you get to your intended destination.
I had a commute from hell yesterday, it sucked balls, thank goodness I had Sally for a phone bitch to pass the time.
Phone bondage is a somewhat uncomfortable situation when two people are talking on the phone and one person keeps talking, preventing the other from hanging up. Somewhat tolerable for the person who wants to hang up, but also somewhat unpleasant because they want to hang up--similar to some of the effects of bondage.
"Ahh man, we've been talking on the phone for 5 hours straight, I need some sleep."
(other person continues conversation and ignores the comment)
"Agh, this is seriously unfair phone bondage..."
(other person continues conversation to first person's expense)
Like the Friend Zone, only the Person in the 'Phone Zone' Is relegated almost exclusively to Phone Calls/iMessage/Snapchat etc.
So She cancelled the date without saying anything, didn't bother to apologize or reschedule, but wanted to facetime for god-knows how long...hoe tryna Phone Zone me lmao.