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The punching game is when you and your opponent choose a part of the body, usually the upper arm, and you punch each other in the same spot as hard as you can until one of you quits.
Ben and Jerry played the "punching game". Ben won, because Jerry quit after his arm was deeply bruised and he could no longer take the pain. Ben now has to move up to play against someone else after he heals.
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A donkie punch is when you are fucking a girl in the ass, when you get close to ejaculating you punch her in the back of the head so her asshole clenches, making the orgasm feel much better.
I donkie punched the fuck out of your mum last night.
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The act of going from completely flaccid to masturbating furiously. Usually accompanied by "in five seconds."
Also used to express admiration towards something or someone.
As seen on asciiartfarts.com
1: "Dude, the Modern Warfare 3 trailer made me go zero to punch!"
2: "What? Call of Duty fucking sucks."
1: "Every time I walk by that chick over there I want to go zero to punch. Right here, right now."
1: "Urban Dictionary makes me go zero to punch in five seconds."
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When going down on a woman and you find out she hasn't shaved you punch her in the pussy.
I had to grizzly punch that hairy bitch.
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An accurately, but unintentionally placed punch below the belt line, with the aggressor usually being a child and the victim being a male, either the childs age or older.
The ideally placed zipper punch will render the victim helpless as he assumes the fetal position after immediately falling down. This is then promptly followed by any number of grunts, groans, tears, and sometimes laughter.
My daughter and I were roughhousing the other day and she leveled me with a Zipper Punch. And I almost passed out. Atta girl.
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WOMAN...IF YOU DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE I'M GOING TO COOTER PUNCH YOUR ASS INTO NEXT WEEK.
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A Way To Release Anger Through Dancing, Punching, And Kicking At The Same Time In A Deserted Area.
Guy# 1: Your Late! What Have You Been Doing?
Guy# 2: You Know How Kelly Broke Up With Me?
Guy# 1: Yeah.
Guy# 2: Well, As I Was Walking Through Woods To Get Home, I Sorta Though About It, And Began Punch Dancing.
Guy# 1: I Totatlly Understand, I Was Late Too Because I Was Punch Dancing.
Guy# 2: Why Were You Punch Dancing?
Guy# 1: Because Kelly Broke Up With Me!
Guy# 2: You Cheeky Bastard!
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