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When a woman rides your face with her vagina.
Who wants a mustache ride?
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Slang for doing lines of coke
Lets drink a Texas mickey and ride the rails before we hit that party!
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Walking around in public after shitting your pants.
"Is it just me or does this Apple store smell like shit?"
"I smell it too. Someone in here must be riding dirty."
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The origin of the phrase "ride to die" is unknown. However, the definition of the phrase "ride to die" is to perform a task or duty without interest in glory. Those who do not ''ride to die" are sometimes referred to as "glory riders."
Jennifer knew that driving her car while pilled up with a fast food cup full of chardonnay was risky, but she thought to herself, "I ride to die," and she got in her car and drove away - never to be seen again.
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a sexual position; when a guy and a chick have sex standing up with the chick's legs are wrapped around the guy and her hands grabbing his shoulders, she then proceeds to bounce up and down furiously on his dick and ride him like a pogo stick; works great for most couples; *warning*--do not try with fat chicks
After I fucked this girl into a coma, I gave a pogo ride to her sister and when I came, I shot her off through the ceiling.
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Back in the day, a ghost ride was when you rode your bike straight down the road, jump off, and watch the bike go as if a ghost was riding it.
Matt did a ghost ride, but his bike ended up crashing in the nieghbours yard.
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A guilty pleasure most women share.
Women want you to think mustaches mar male facial aesthetics but in reality they all just wanna perpetrate a deep, orgasm-inducing grind on that Selleck, Handlebar, or Swanson.
Clean-shaven men should watch out--this is the age of the Mustache Ride.
Jack: Ride that stache, ride that stache, whatever possessed you to ride that stache? You said it was a turn off!
Esmeralda: I don't know what came over me, baby! Please forgive me.
Jack: Maybe after the wax works its way off your peach, you'll have lived down this fateful mustache ride.
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