Urban River

Urban River is a creative design agency working from the seaside town of South Shields.

They provide brands, printed literature and web design to Newcastle, the surrounding areas of the North East and UK-wide.

Have you seen the Tyne Tunnel's website?
Yeah, it's so Urban River

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porkin’ the river

Take a can of Busch’s baked beans, specifically Busch’s beans, take the lid off the can and let It marinate in river water for exactly 15 minutes, if you have it in to short the beans don’t get enough river water in then and if you do it too long the beans simply float out of the can. After the 15 minutes you proceed to use the can of beans as a pocket pussy. If you are feeling bold instead of taking off the lid you can cut a hole in the top

“Hey bro what are you doing later”

“Nothing much just going to be porkin’ the river”

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River Surfer

1) One who surfs river waves on a board. In winter too. In Canada in the winter even.
2) Knows all about kayaker girls with std's (see definition: Kayaker)
3) often comes from southern california to get blue balls.
4) finds the standing position most satisfactory, sitting is for taking a shite.

Dude did you see that river surfer catch that wave? He got std's from those kayaker girls. It's -20C out, his balls must be shrunk by now.

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River bong

Lame ass holes trying to get high with dirty water and bottles, the poorest way of sucking bongs, and the best way to catch diseases

Yoo I just sucked a river bong man I'm battered.... no you just got aluminium poisoning and 20 different diseases

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Silver river

When ten guys jack off on a preferabley naked woman and it runs down her front like a river.

Tonight I am going to create a silver river.

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river city

a nickname for Sacramento, the capital of California which lies on the Sacramento River and is passed by the American river

guy1:hey what are finna do this weekend?

guy2:lets drink and get shitty in the river city!

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euphrates river

a sexual situation where in a girl is bent over doing a task and a boyfriend, husband, or sexual predator pulls down their pants and urinates in said girls butt.

I saw my girlfriend bent over taking the laundry out of the dryer and I just had to give her a euphrates river

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