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when you meet great joy after passing general laziness or social anxiety
"through my very own effort of crossing the river, i got in touch with a stranger and in the end even recorded a quick song. the rest of my day was very light hearted. which means what i did was right."
Take a can of Busch’s baked beans, specifically Busch’s beans, take the lid off the can and let It marinate in river water for exactly 15 minutes, if you have it in to short the beans don’t get enough river water in then and if you do it too long the beans simply float out of the can. After the 15 minutes you proceed to use the can of beans as a pocket pussy. If you are feeling bold instead of taking off the lid you can cut a hole in the top
“Hey bro what are you doing later”
“Nothing much just going to be porkin’ the river”
A little cunt who sucks fat dick
River Walker like fat black cock up his asshole
When ten guys jack off on a preferabley naked woman and it runs down her front like a river.
Tonight I am going to create a silver river.
a nickname for Sacramento, the capital of California which lies on the Sacramento River and is passed by the American river
guy1:hey what are finna do this weekend?
guy2:lets drink and get shitty in the river city!
a sexual situation where in a girl is bent over doing a task and a boyfriend, husband, or sexual predator pulls down their pants and urinates in said girls butt.
I saw my girlfriend bent over taking the laundry out of the dryer and I just had to give her a euphrates river
A River Themes is a drink usually made at the end of the night where, those left standing/sober gather all the alcohol they can find that is left and mix it together, generally giving the final product a dark murky look, hence the name, river themes.
It generally tastes disgusting, but hopefully by this time of night you wont be feeling it.
There is almost certainly an extremely high alcohol content, and it should get you very drunk very quickly. If it does not, then you have made the drink incorrectly.
Last night, we were vagely sober and so mixed cider, beer, whisky, WKD and some rum to make a high-content River Themes. This always seems a good idea late at night.