Urban River is a creative design agency working from the seaside town of South Shields.
They provide brands, printed literature and web design to Newcastle, the surrounding areas of the North East and UK-wide.
Have you seen the Tyne Tunnel's website?
Yeah, it's so Urban River
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Take a can of Buschโs baked beans, specifically Buschโs beans, take the lid off the can and let It marinate in river water for exactly 15 minutes, if you have it in to short the beans donโt get enough river water in then and if you do it too long the beans simply float out of the can. After the 15 minutes you proceed to use the can of beans as a pocket pussy. If you are feeling bold instead of taking off the lid you can cut a hole in the top
โHey bro what are you doing laterโ
โNothing much just going to be porkinโ the riverโ
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1) One who surfs river waves on a board. In winter too. In Canada in the winter even.
2) Knows all about kayaker girls with std's (see definition: Kayaker)
3) often comes from southern california to get blue balls.
4) finds the standing position most satisfactory, sitting is for taking a shite.
Dude did you see that river surfer catch that wave? He got std's from those kayaker girls. It's -20C out, his balls must be shrunk by now.
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Lame ass holes trying to get high with dirty water and bottles, the poorest way of sucking bongs, and the best way to catch diseases
Yoo I just sucked a river bong man I'm battered.... no you just got aluminium poisoning and 20 different diseases
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When ten guys jack off on a preferabley naked woman and it runs down her front like a river.
Tonight I am going to create a silver river.
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a nickname for Sacramento, the capital of California which lies on the Sacramento River and is passed by the American river
guy1:hey what are finna do this weekend?
guy2:lets drink and get shitty in the river city!
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a sexual situation where in a girl is bent over doing a task and a boyfriend, husband, or sexual predator pulls down their pants and urinates in said girls butt.
I saw my girlfriend bent over taking the laundry out of the dryer and I just had to give her a euphrates river
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