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The act of having anal sex with a girl or guy who has never had anal sex before without using lube. Doing this will be very horrible to the person being penetrated since it will be extremely tight and involve a lot of friction.
James: "Hey man, have you had sex with sally yet?"
David: "Well, she kept saying no so I just waited until she went to sleep and gave her an Alabama Dry Rub."
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Simpley Just jacking off
"Dude, I just got done rubbing one out to a pic of your mom." thus like shwo
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n.(rub-en-tug)
a massage parlor where a gentleman goes for a massage (rub) and hand release(tug); see rub and tug, see also happy ending
I'm so tense I think I'll stop at a rub n' tugs on I-81.
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when someone brags inordinately for praise and attention on facebook
like this girl on facebook was talking about her $57,000 scholarship to some university to make other people feel bad about themselves
Person1: "She was totally rubbing it in your facebook."
Person2:"Lil bitch!"
The process whereby a masseur will give a female client a sleazy massage in which he will charge her a little extra cash in hand to conclude the massage with a finger bashing as her happy ending. The female equivalent of a Rub n Tug
Tracey: "Have you heard about the masseur on Long Street?"
Narleen: "No?"
Tracey: "Apparently if you go in and ask for Chuck, he gives a great massage and if you slip him an extra $20 at the end he'll finish you off with a Rub N Plug!"
The act of intercourse.
"I didn't have children until the two shrub rub."
1. The result achieved from dividing the number representing the net volume of semen generated from a masterbatory session by the distance over which it was ejaculated.
2. An element defined as being the extent to which a mental or pornographic fantasy, female companion, or Yiddish curmudgeon is capable of qualitatively enhancing a masterbatory session.
1. The rub-off factor cannot yet be calculated, as the measurement data remains yet to be disclosed to the public.
2. But seriously, a fine Jewish octogenarian with his schnoz and yamaka has a far higher rub-off factor than anything Hugh Hefner can provide.
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