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Maryland Choc Chip & Hazlenut Cookies
"Have you tried these cookies Hannah?
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Yeah, they're the shit"
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In the 1800s, after farming on the same land for hundreds of years, the Europeans would have to fertalize their land. To do so, they sailed to South America to get bat poop. When they got there, they just threw the poop into the bottom of the boat. On the way back to Europe, the boats would leak(they were made of wood), and the water and the poop would mix. It would then get really hot and humid down there, and the boats would catch on fire and burn in the middle of the ocean. After people figured out what was happening, they started putting the bat poop in crates. They then stamped S.H.I.T. on it. S.H.I.T. stood for ship high in transit. Hence the word shit.
You: It smells like shit in here.
Me: It smells like boxed full of bat poop in here?
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Used when something is going Horribly wrong or when in pain (or both)
*Shirt catches Fire* Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit
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When you run out of cheese sticks
me: im hungry
me, opening the fridge and seeing no cheese sticks: fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit
friend: bro whats wrong
me: no cheese sticks
friend: fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit
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Hard Drugs(generally Crack)
Started between my friend Roland and I.
When someone says something stupid that doesn't make any sence
Robby "Have you ever looked at your toes and they were green?"
Me "your on the shit aren't you?"
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A black ass boy , that wanna be a Hooper, thinks he funny , wants to be a ladies man but he's black as fuck, he also has big fat lips .
Look at shit shit head
There go shit shit right There
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